Government Announces New Tax on Sun Exposure!

A satirical piece highlighting the ridiculous narratives being pushed on MSM.

It has come to our attentions that a proportion of the population has been misleading the public with talk of the benefits of SUNSHINE on the SKIN online.

Due to this information, that is incompatible to our agenda we have come up with a new set of policies to tackle this unfortunate trend.

First of all this gives us a great reason to want to censor everything that people have to say online because they might give advice that we don't want people to hear.

Secondly the healing properties of the SUN are free and largely un-taxed at the moment making it difficult for the pharmaceutical companies or the government to make a buck off them... Not to mention providing people with Vitamin D for free and Melatonin production essential for healing and well-being.

This is a major threat to our health industry and government that relies heavily on people being sick and depressed!

Not to mention that the UV rays are debilitating to the second skin HYDROGEL we have coated everyone with to allow us to attach nano surveillance equipment in the form of SMART DUST and Smart sensors to the unsuspecting public!

I recommend we incur a heavy tax on those who spend too much time in the Sun. We can use the UV sensors attached to your body to determine if your Sun exposure exceeds an acceptable level.

The more Sun you use, the more you will be taxed.

The tax is effective IMMEDIATELY and will automatically come out of your CBDC account which should come as a deterrent for those pesky "Sun lovers" who want to be be happy and healthy at the detriment of our Big Pharma and Governments coffers.

Thanks for your continued compliance!

Yours Insincerely

Your Betters….

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